I’ve never had a ‘box’ before, I’ve seen them, of course, with their allied ‘unboxing videos’. It’s not that I don’t need, or wear, make-up, I just don’t need new eyeshadow every other month. As a historian and a designer, the food-boxes always left me cold, with uninspired or mass-market looks. The other sweetie box on the site (Tokyo Treat) I have no interest whatsoever of purchase.

I’d rather visit a museum than Harajuku.

There is no unboxing video. I loathe videos made by people with no ability in either filming or editing (abilities I also do not possess); I loathe videos made by influencers with their influencer voices. You may now read my review in the privacy of your own head, at your own speed.